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Whirling John
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This woman
dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter,
“Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear
departed husband? He died many years ago.”
Saint Peter asks, “What’s his name?”
“John Smith,” replies the woman.
“Gee,” says Saint Peter, “we’ve got a lot of John Smiths up
here. But sometimes we can identify people by their last
words. Do you happen to remember what his last words were?”
The woman thinks for a moment, then says, “Oh yes! I
remember them! He said that if I ever slept with another man
after he was gone, he would roll over in his grave.”
“Oh!” says Saint Peter. “You mean Whirling John Smith!”
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