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Tommy And
Math |
Little
Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried
everything; tutors, flash cards, special learning centers,
in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last
ditch effort, they took Tommy down & enrolled him in the
local Catholic School.
After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very
serious look on his face. He doesn’t kiss his mother hello.
Instead, he goes straight to his room & starts studying.
Books & papers are spread out all over the room and little
Tommy is hard at work. His mother is amazed. She calls him
down to dinner and to her shock, the minute he is done he
marches back to his room without a word and in no time he is
back hitting the books as hard as before. This goes on for
sometime, day after day while the mother tries to understand
what made all the difference.
Finally, little Tommy brings home his report card. He
quietly lays it on the table and goes up to his room and
hits the books. With great trepidation, his mom looks at it
and to her surprise, little
Tommy got an A in math. She can no longer hold her
curiosity. She goes to his room and says: “Son, what was it?
Was it the nuns?” Little Tommy looks at her and shakes his
head. “Well, then,” she replies, “was it the books, the
discipline, the structure, the uniforms, WHAT was it?”
Little Tommy looks at her and says, “Well, on the first day
of school, when I saw that guy nailed to the plus sign, I
knew they weren’t fooling around.” |
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