Joe is sitting
on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny mini
skirt.
Despite his efforts, he is unable to stop staring at the top
of her thighs. To his delight, he realises she has gone
without underwear.The blonde realises he is staring
andinquires, "Are you looking at my pussy?"
"Yes, I'm sorry," says Joe and promises to avert his eyes.
"It's quite alright," replies the woman, "It's very
talented, watch this, I'll make it blow a kiss to you."
Sure enough the pussy blows him a kiss.
Joe, who is completely absorbed, inquires what else the
wonder pussy can do.
"I can also make it wink," says the woman. Joe stares in
amazement as the pussy winks at him.
"Come and sit next to me," suggests the woman, patting the
seat. Joe moves over and is asked, "Would you like to stick
a couple of fingers in?"
Stunned, Joe replies, "Good grief! Can it whistle, too?" |
