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Frenchman, Italian and Australian |
A
Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Australian
on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began
discussing their home lives.
“Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the
Frenchman bragged,” and this morning she made me delicious
crepes and she told me how much she adored me.”
“Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,” the
Italian responded, “and this morning she made me a wonderful
omelet and told me she could never love another man.”
When the Australian remained silent, the Frenchman smugly
asked, “And how many times did you make love to your wife
last night?”
“Once,” he replied.
“Only once?” the Italian arrogantly snorted. “And what did
she say to you this morning?”
“Don’t stop.” |
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