The subway car
was packed. It was rush hour, and many people were forced to
stand.
One particularly cramped woman turned to the man behind her
and said, "Sir, if you don't stop poking me with your thing,
I'm going to the cops!"
"I don't know what you're talking about miss - that's just
my pay check in my pocket."
"Oh really," she spat. "Then you must have some job, because
that's the fifth raise you've had in the last half hour!" |
