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The Delay |
A few days after Christmas, a
mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son
playing with his new electric train in the living room. She
heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of
bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is
the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are
getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we’re going
down the tracks.”
The mother went nuts and told her son, “We don’t use that
kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your
room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come
out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use
nice language.”
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and
resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and
the mother heard her son say, “All passengers who are
disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of
your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us
today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you
will ride with us again soon.” She hears the little boy
continue, “For those of you just boarding, we ask you to
stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,
there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a
pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.”
As the mother began to smile, the child added, “For those of
you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see
the bitch in the kitchen.” |
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