A 70 year old
man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.
The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home
and bring me back a sample tomorrow."
The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's
office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as
on - the previous day.
The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well,
doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but,
nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing.
Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right
hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even
tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the
teeth-out, and still nothing.
We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both
hands and her mouth too, but nothing."
The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we
couldn't get the DARN jar open!" |
