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Little Johnny
and Jenny |
Little Johnny
and Jenny are only 10 years old, but they just know that
they are in love.
One day they decide that they want to get married. So Johnny
goes to Jenny’s father to ask him for her hand. Johnny
bravely walks up to him and says “Mr. Smith, me and Jenny
are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage.”
Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies,
“Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?”
Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny
replies “In Jenny’s room. It’s bigger than mine and we can
both fit there nicely.”
Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a
huge grin, “Okay then how will you live? You’re not old
enough to get a job. You’ll need to support Jenny.”
Again, Johnny instantly replies, “Our allowance - Jenny
makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That’s
about 60 bucks a month, and that should do us just fine”
By this time Mr Smith is a little shocked that Johnny has
put so much thought into this. So, he thinks for a moment
trying to come up with something that Johnny won’t have an
answer to.
After a second, Mr.Smith says, “Well Johnny, it seems like
you have got everything all figured out. I just have one
more question for you. What will you do if the two of you
should have little ones of your own?”
Johnny just shrugs his shoulders and says “Well, we’ve been
lucky so far………”
Mr. Smith faints…………. |
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