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Jesus I M
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Young David came
home from school one day and found his pet chicken laying on
the ground with his legs pointing straight up into the sky.
When his father got home, he explained that the chicken has
died and his legs were pointed up to Jesus in heaven.
They buried the chicken and that was that. Two weeks later
his dad came Home from work and David ran up to him yelling,
“Daddy, Daddy, we nearly lost Mommy today.”
“What?” his father replied.
“When I got home from school, Mommy was laying on the bed
with her legs pointing up in the air yelling, ‘Jesus, I’m
coming, Jesus I’m coming.’ If it wasn’t for Uncle Terry
holding her down we would have lost her for sure!” |
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