A little girl
walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First
time, her father's nakedness.
Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she
doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging
there, daddy?"
Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of
Life.
Without them we wouldn't be here."
Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy
has said.
To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead
branch they're hanging from?" |