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Can I have
Some Water |
A couple is on a
plane in the middle of the night, and it is dark and quiet.
The woman says to her husband, “Let’s have sex right here”.
The husband says, “Are you crazy? People will hear and see
us”.
“But everybody is asleep”, claims the wife, “I will prove it
to you. I will ask for water and you’ll see that nobody
answers me and nobody even hears what I’m saying”.
So the woman says in a low voice, “Can I have some water
please?”
But no one answers. So the husband starts having sex with
her.
After the plane lands, a man run to the steward and says,
“Quick, give me water. I have been so thirsty for the last 5
hours”
The steward gives him water and asks him, “Why didn’t you
ask for water during the flight?”
The guy says, “No way, a woman two rows in front of me asked
for water and you won’t believe what they did to her!”
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