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Bridge to Hawaii |
A man walking
along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a
sudden, he said out loud, “Lord, grant me one wish.”
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming
voice the Lord said, “Because you have TRIED to be faithful
to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.”
The man said, “Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over
anytime I want to.”
The Lord said, “Your request is very materialistic. Think of
the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports
required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete
and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me
to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
more time and think of another wish, one that would honor
and glorify me.”
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said,
“Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know
how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give
me the silent
treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say
‘nothing’, and how I can make a woman truly happy.”
After a few minutes God said, “You want two lanes or four on
that bridge?” |
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