The nervous
young bride became irritated by her husband’s lusty advances
on their wedding night and reprimanded him severely.
“I demand proper manners in bed,” she declared, “just as I
do at the dinner table!”
Amused by his wife’s formality, the groom smoothed his
rumpled hair and climbed quietly between the sheets. “Is
that better?” he asked, with a hint of a smile.
“Yes,” replied the girl, “much better.”
“Very good, darling,” the husband whispered. “Now would you
be so kind as to please pass the pussy.” |
