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18 Goes Into
54 |
A professor of
mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read:
"Dear wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old and I
have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy.
I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and I sincerely
hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the
time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel
with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before
midnight. - Your Husband"
When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter
waiting for him that read as follows:
"Dear Husband. You too are 54 years old, and by the time you
receive this, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the
18-year-old pool boy. Being the brilliant mathematician that
you are, you can easily appreciate the fact that 18 goes
into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Don't wait
up." |
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